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E's Status Updates
over 3 years ago
Escaped Salt Lake City in a bag of Morton Salt and took up residence in Portland Oregon for 3 years. There he led a rebellion against the local cartel of sock merchants, but fled to Seattle when the sock merchants gained the upperhand by teaming with a regional cartel of glove merchants. He has been spending the past several years infiltrating the ranks of shoe and hat dealers. |
